when the alarm goes off at 6:30(am), i have two options. grope around my dresser in a sleepy dark haze until I find my phone, dramatically flip over while tucking the covers up under my chin and go back to sleep. OR grope around my dresser in a sleepy dark haze until I find my phone, angrily throw back the covers and wake my ass up in time to squeeze in brazilian butt tone and lift and flat abs before work. i've never been much of a snoozer, but theres always that split second moment. when meetings and love handles and plans dont seem to matter, and sleep just sounds like the best. thing. ever.

thank moses for morning soy lattes.